Space for rent. Price Negotiable.

Currently renting my facespace for the low low price of "humiliation."

The Landing

There is no worse game than Monopoly. There is no game more true to life than Monopoly.

You move from space to space purely by chance, landing on other people's shit. 

Then you give them your money.

 Well you've landed on the only space that nobody owns. Take a breather.